Feeling black and blue from all the red and brown

I’ll start by saying that I love my wife dearly and there’s nothing I wouldn’t do for her. Ok, now that I got that out of the way I’m glad another american consumer holiday is about to end. The only thing nice about the madness created by these celebrations are the cynical flipsides created. Here’s a an assortment of alternative cards in case you couldn’t find just the right one for Vday